The romance of Night Buses

Dublin Night Buses - clearly different to London

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A friend just sent me a series of poster pictures for Dublin Nitelink Buses.
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They feature a series of Double Entendres which convey the image of Dublin Night Buses as being THE way to go home and have steamy sex after a good night out in the City Centre. Yes, Dublin Night Buses are less of a means of transportation and more a mobile extension of Dublin's Night Clubs e.g.

• 'Ladies. The poles are fitted for Your Safety. No Dancing'
• 'At the end of the night it's a guaranteed ride'
• 'What comes more quickly than your boyfriend?'
• 'Please ensure you have the correct partner before leaving the bus'

So, naturally, I got to thinking how a similar campaign for London Night Buses would work ...

• 'Ladies. Please check your chosen seat for warm pee before sitting down'
• 'Gentlemen. Kindly refrain from assaulting your driver whilst the bus is in motion'
• 'London Night Buses - sometimes preferable to being sexually molested by an unlicenced minicab driver'
• 'You provide the chunder. We provide the receptacle'